Rant time.

I’m so incredibly tired of waiting in line behind people who are failing to function in society. This includes people who:

1. Pay with cash. Seriously stop this. I’m in a hurry. I don’t have time for anyone to count your exact change.

2. Ask questions about food. Take your vegan bullshit home. If you’re truly vegan then you shouldn’t be at a hamburger restaurant. Give up. I guarantee every pot, pan, fork, and knife has been drenched in cow blood.

3. Try to change what’s on the menu. There’s a menu for a reason. Just pick something and sit down.

4. Ask Walgreens employees to call their insurance companies. Dude, go outside and do it yourself.

Do you see what I’m getting at? There should be one line for obnoxious timesucks, and one line for people who have their shit together. Credit card in hand, order memorized, accounts in order, etc.

Yes, I realize I occasionally temporarily morph into an obnoxious timesuck. Dammit this is my blog.